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Sox Hold Off Royals 14-11
4/24 You know what they say, any day any team
can beat any other team. Today, we had to fight off the
Royals in a game that seesawed back and forth until the late
innings. The Royals capitalized on errors to take a quick 4-0
lead in the first, but we fought back and tied it up. Then they
scored another three runs, the bottom of their order doing its part to
stop us from getting overconfident. We battled back
with Jeff Mosteiko hitting a base
clearing triple and later a double. Most of the margin of victory
was provided by Tom Dugas who smashed
a two run homer in the seventh inning and then closed the game by
serving up three strike outs to the three batters he faced.
Wait a second... this just in from our mascot and team correspondent, Jobu:
"I went to the field reluctently last week. It was too damn cold to play baseball and would have been better to sit at home in front of the fire with Barbie and a few pops. Anyways, I get to the field and talk to the team about what we need to do to win and the response was "15 run'em early and go home". Boy were we wrong! The Royals came to play, got timely hits and took advantage of their walks to stay in the game until the bitter end. A cold and sloppily played game. But, in a turn from usual events the bottom of the line up got on base for the top to knock them in. We had very good relief pitching from Billy Wunder and Craig Jones followed by the closer, Tom Dugas; who by the way, also was the man to ice the game with a 7th inning line drive home run that cleared the fence and is still going; and going, and going. Final score was Sox 14 and Royals 11. Next week those pesky, old A's who seem to keep getting older and heavier as time goes by. BTW, the Longhorns, in a break from tradition, actually eeked out a win over the Dodgers on Saturday."
4/17 This
year's Black Sox team is for real. It has pitching and it has an
incredible lineup. In the season's second game, they beat the
Cardinals by the 15 run rule, 18-2. Winning pitcher Ed Stylc helped his cause with a homer
and Dan Ridley added another for
good measure.
Lefty Kevin Brittingham pitched some
scoreless relief and the Sox introduced their newest weapon, reliever Tom Dugas to close the game.
On the injury front, Merv Davis
missed the game after a Saturday car accident. We all hope he
gets better soon.
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4/9 Okay, so I wasn't there and they kept
winning without me. So what? I got a full report from
manager Jeff Mosteiko who insisted
that the game was much closer than the score implied. Final
score Sox 19, Tigers 4. Apparently, the 15 run rule ended the
game but not before Merv Davis hit a 3 run
homer. That's what we refer to as "going postal".
4/3 The Black Sox opening day was rained out,
again. When asked about plans for a new domed stadium, league
commissioner Mike Hamburg was unavailable for comment.
3/20 The Black Sox trained at Grand Slam in
Timonium under the tutelage of manager Jeff
Mosteiko. Pitchers and catchers used the tunnel while
the teams feared hitters scared other patrons away from the batting
cage. The highlight of the day, (look, I'm writing this) was the
return of Sox old timer, Paco Rodriguez,
who threw some batting practice and made a pathetic display of
hitting. Also showing off their prowess were Matt Bayne, Manny Madera, Craig Jones, Mike
Dunn, the ever quiet Ed Stylc,
and rookie phenom Tom Dugas.
Opening Day is Sunday April 3rd against Jon Finifter and the
pathetic Indians of Lutherville at 1:00 PM at Orchard Hills Park in
lovely Lutherville, Maryland.
2004 Wrap-up
- We took advantage of Paco's absence to win 14
games and finish second in the league.
- The league debuted a new web site with a
popular discussion group. The proliferation of trash talk, (which
Mike McGee vociferously
insists he had nothing to do
with) caused the discussion group to have to be relocated to a seamier
part of the Internet.
- Rookie Dan "Bo
Jackson" Ridley hit a bunch of homers. Somebody had to
pick up the team with Paco on the DL.
- Team mascot Jobu was
accused of steroid abuse by Jose Canseco in a recent book. When
asked, Jobu just shook his head. (Hey, he's a freakin' bobble
head, for crissake!)
- The league changed its established and successful new
player draft so that John Nazelrod's new team could be stacked with
talent. Now for some reason, you get two protected players plus
free agents. Rec league? Parity? Nutz. (I can
say this--I'm not running for office.)
- In the off season, the league asked me to tone down the web
site. Seven years into this, I did what they asked out of concern
that somehow my rantings would hurt the league's reputation with the
LTRC and allow good ol' Stuart Fishelman and his failing Over 40 League
to take field permits away from a thriving, expanding Over 30
Baseball program. Why can't we get past this man?
2003 Wrap-up
- Keita "Lew" Lewis
returned to the team after a two year absence to add some pop to our
line
up.
- Rookie Jeff
Mosteiko became the new manager of the team, and returned us to
winning
(and drinking high test beer.)
- Webmaster Paco Rodriguez
tore
his
left ACL in an outfield collision on July 25th. Because of his
advanced
age, the injury puts his legendary career at risk.
- We finished the regular season 6-12 in sole posession of
seventh place
with a two game winning streak going into the post season.
- "It's Playoff time!" was the chant in August, and for a
brief moment,
we
shone. In the playoffs, we beat the Cardinals and the
Rockies.
We lost to the Marlins and the Dodgers. Oh, well, there's always
next year.
- Just a few days after our playoff win against the
Cardinals, their
manager
Kevin Mozelack died in a motorcycle crash. The entire league was
stunned.
2002 Wrap-up
- Manager Mike
McGee promised that we would win 10 games and dag nabbit, we
did--in
one season.
- Greg
Schanck did not return to the team, opting instead to work as a
furniture
tester at Barnes & Noble in Towson.
- Former second
baseman, Don
Gury, was sent back to the big house. It seems his idea of
fantasy
baseball struck out with Baltimore County prosecutors.
- We folded in the
Playoffs.
Those cocky Orioles, fresh off testosterone therapy, won but then
refused
to play us in the post season, afraid of getting thrashed yet again...
2001 Wrap-up
- The Sox wowed
the
league with
our new white uniforms and Baltimore Black Sox hats. Somehow, our
playing didn't match our looks.
- In a surprise
move,
manager Mike
McGee maneuvered to pick up utility outfielder Greg
Schanck from the Dodgers.
- We didn't win
our
first game until
June 27th, but that was against the first place Indians. Our
victories
shook up the standings as we successively beat a number of first place
teams--including the Cardinals, whom we beat three times including when
we knocked them out of the playoffs. (It took a long time to be
able
to write that!)
- In July, we were
hot. We
went 5-4 (including a tournament victory). Now that may not sound
like much, but we were in every game and we were certain we could win.
- We finished the
regular season
with 5 wins, tied for last place. Because of the cumulative score
of our two regular season games against the Royals, we get the honor of
being dead last in the standings and getting the first pick in the
draft.
- The post season
tournament ended
in a tie between the Schanck-free Dodgers and the Indians.
2000
Wrap-up
- The Sox started
strong before
taking a long slide in the month of July. It's got to be those
black
shirts! To make matters worse, it rained incessantly and we were
rained out seven times. The team finished the season in seventh
place
with a record of 6-11.
- The Orioles
(with
whom we split
our season series) won the post season tournament, defeating the
Cardinals.
- We played a
match
game against
the Orioles under the lights at Joe Cannon Stadium in October... and
won.
Ha! Wait 'till 2001!!
- Mike McGee was
elected the new
manager of the Black Sox. Hey Mike, bite me!
- Dan Santiago,
our
Shortstop moved
to New York City. The women of Baltimore can come out of hiding.
1999
Wrap-up
- The Sox began
their
long awaited
comeback by losing the first thirteen games in a row, then like in the
movie Animal House, we slapped ourselves in the heads and something
changed.
We started playing like winners and won three of our last six
games.
Having missed out on the playoffs, we played the Hapless Royals in an
exhibition
game and crushed them
- The Black Sox
are
back.
- The Phillies won
the
post season
tournament, beating the Cardinals.
1998
Wrap-up
- The Sox didn't
exactly shine in
1998. We won only one game. So what?
- The Cardinals
won it
all again.
1997
Wrap-up
- The Sox went
slightly under .500.
Many considered the team's chances severely hurt when Stuart Fishelman,
the league Commissioner and manager of the Royals, expelled Jordon
Myers,
our star pitcher, from the league at the start of a game against the
Royals.
No explanation was given for the move. The Sox never fully
recovered.
- Ten of the
team's
fifteen players
refused to return for the 1998 season. Many cited the shabby way
that Jordon
Myers was
treated.
Important
Stuff:
Field Practices
There's nothing worse than a
fat ballplayer. Put down that cheeseburger and pick up the
telephone. Call someone and go down to the field for a
workout. Now!
Videotapes
Available
You're
never too good to learn. (Especially if you're on this team.)
Talk
to Paco. Shoot, it's been like seven years and one person
took me up on this. Then he claimed his dog ate the tape.
Batting Practice
It's
now up to you to make time each week, either alone or with other
members
of the club. While the season is young, you should try to go at
least
twice a week, but not the day before a game. During the season,
feel
free to use the batting cage at Orchard Hills with a friend (our league
paid for it.)
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